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  1. fuckyeahfightstar:

    whatsazmisays:

    Today I was doing my usual Facebook thing and at the side of the page, in the ‘ads’ section, guess what I randomly found?


    Apparently Charlie Simpson, of Busted and Fighstar fame, is single and you can find him online at ‘Cupid Couples’ now.
    Don’t ask me why, but for some reason I don’t buy it.
    If anyone uses ‘Cupid Couples’ and has actually found him on there… please let me know.

    Hahahahahahahahaha omg

    TOO DAMN FUNNY

  2. Bold what applies to you.

    • I am shorter than 5’4.
    • I have many scars.
    • I tan easily.
    • I wish my hair was a different color.
    • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
    • I have a tattoo.
    • I want a tattoo. 
    • I am self-conscious about my body.
    • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
    • I have/had more than 2 piercings.
    • I have a piercing in a place other than my ears
    • I have freckles.
    • I’ve sworn at my parents.
    • I’ve been kicked out of the house. 
    • I have a sibling less than one year old.
    • I want to have kids someday.
    • I’m in school.
    • I’ve lost a child.
    • I have a job. 
    • I’ve fallen asleep at work/school.
    • I always do/did my homework.
    • I’ve missed a week or more of school.
    • I failed more than 1 class last year.
    • I’ve stolen something from my job. 
    • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
    • Disney movies still make me cry.
    • I’ve peed from laughing. 
    • I’ve snorted while laughing
    • I’ve cried from laughing so hard. 
    • I’ve glued my hand to something.
    • I’ve had my pants rip in public.
    • I was born with a disease/impairment.
    • I’ve broken a bone.
    • I’ve gotten stitches/staples.
    • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
    • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
    • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed. 
    • I had a serious surgery. 
    • I’ve had chicken pox. 
    • I’ve had measles.
    • I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
    • I’ve been on a plane.
    • I’ve been to Canada. 
    • I’ve been to Mexico. 
    • I’ve been to Niagra Falls.
    • I’ve been to Japan.
    • I’ve been to Africa.
    • I’ve been to Hawaii.
    • I’ve gotten lost in my city.
    • I’ve seen a shooting star.
    • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
    • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
    • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas. 
    • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
    • I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
    • I’ve been to a casino.
    • I’ve been skydiving. 
    • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
    • I’ve played spin the bottle.                                       
    • I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
    • I’ve crashed a car.
    • I’ve been skiing.
    • I’ve been in a play.
    • I’ve met someone in person from Facebook.
    • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
    • I’ve seen the Northern lights. 
    • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
    • I’ve played chicken.
    • I’ve played a prank on someone
    • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
    • I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show.
    • I’ve eaten sushi.
    • I’ve been snowboarding.
    • I’m single. 
    • I’m in a “it’s complicated” relationship.
    • I’m in a relationship. 
    • I’m engaged.
    • I’m married.
    • I’ve gone on a blind date.
    • I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
    • I miss someone right now.
    • I have a fear of abandonment.
    • I’ve gotten divorced.
    • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back
    • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
    • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
    • I’ve kept something from a past relationship.
    • I’ve had a crush on a teacher. 
    • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
    • I’ve hugged a stranger.
    • I have kissed a stranger.
    • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
    • I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
    • I’ve snuck out.
    • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
    • I am keeping a secret from the world.
    • I’ve cheated while playing a game. 
    • I’ve cheated on a test. 
    • I’ve ran a red light.
    • I’ve been suspended from school.
    • I’ve witnessed a crime.
    • I’ve been in a fist fight.
    • I’ve been arrested. 
    • I’ve passed out from drinking.
    • I’ve never drank.
    • I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
    • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
    • I’ve eaten mushrooms.
    • I’ve popped E.
    • I’ve inhaled Nitrous.
    • I’ve done hard drugs.
    • I have cough drops when I’m not sick.
    • I have 3 pills at a time no problem.
    • I have been diagnosed with depression.
    • I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorders.
    • I’ve taken an anti-depressant.
    • I have been anorexic or bulimic
    • I’ve slept an entire day without needing to go pee.
    • I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
    • I’ve woken up crying.
    • I’m afraid of dying.
    • I hate funerals.
    • I’ve seen someone dying.
    • Someone close to me has committed suicide.
    • I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
    • I own over 5 rap CDs.
    • I own an IPod or an MP3 player.
    • I had an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. 
    • I own something from Hot Topic.
    • I own something from Pac Sun.
    • I collect comic books. 

    (Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg, via dontbeafraidofthedark)

  3. inkehh:

 
“i thought i was hungry so i ate something and then
i thought i was thirsty so i drank something. but i wasnt either,
i just really missed you.”

a tiny story by wirrow

Pretty much sums up how I’m feeling atm

    inkehh:

    “i thought i was hungry so i ate something and then

    i thought i was thirsty so i drank something. but i wasnt either,

    i just really missed you.”


    a tiny story by wirrow

    Pretty much sums up how I’m feeling atm

    (via wirrow)

  4. dontbeafraidofthedark:

beckerisachocolatefairy:

pigeontheripper:

thesescattereddreams:

dunderklumpen:

stacyjacks:

ghoulified:

Broken tuba whore.  Hahahahaha waaat

Lovely, beautiful, whore.

Broken, funny, whore.

Beautiful, broken, whore.

Beautiful, whore, fat.
HELLOW.

fat, bad, funny.
okay.
sure.

Pretty, Broken, Plop…

Funny, Broken, Rebel …

    dontbeafraidofthedark:

    beckerisachocolatefairy:

    pigeontheripper:

    thesescattereddreams:

    dunderklumpen:

    stacyjacks:

    ghoulified:

    Broken tuba whore. Hahahahaha waaat

    Lovely, beautiful, whore.

    Broken, funny, whore.

    Beautiful, broken, whore.

    Beautiful, whore, fat.

    HELLOW.

    fat, bad, funny.

    okay.

    sure.

    Pretty, Broken, Plop…

    Funny, Broken, Rebel …

  5. slytherinsdriveimpalas:

ebullientefflorescence:

Anyone else notice that Hagrid’s house was bigger on the inside that it is on the outside? 

i did. :)

:O was he secretly The Doctor?!

    slytherinsdriveimpalas:

    ebullientefflorescence:

    Anyone else notice that Hagrid’s house was bigger on the inside that it is on the outside? 

    i did. :)

    :O was he secretly The Doctor?!

    (via 221mindpalace)

  6. The Cat Daddy:

    The Shuffle:

    The Single Ladies Dance:

    The Stanky Leg:

    The Cyclone:

    The Dougie:

    omg.

    By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.

    http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

    (Source: jadeham13, via thatfunnyblog)

  7. <3

    (Source: mesange03, via wowfunnyblog)

  8. thatfunnyblog:

http://makemestfu.net/
  9. pothwspukepit:

ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to  give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home. 
At random i will give away one of the following - An envelope for Mr Potter, A Knut, A Sickle or a Galleon (all are actually minted by a bank) or the Gringotts cheque as shown in my frame.
now i’m not asking you to follow me or any of those other stupid things the Tumblr Giveaway’s do, just reblog this post and when there are enough enough reblogs i will announce a winner at random 
good luck!

    pothwspukepit:

    ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to  give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home.

    At random i will give away one of the following - An envelope for Mr Potter, A Knut, A Sickle or a Galleon (all are actually minted by a bank) or the Gringotts cheque as shown in my frame.

    now i’m not asking you to follow me or any of those other stupid things the Tumblr Giveaway’s do, just reblog this post and when there are enough enough reblogs i will announce a winner at random

    good luck!

    (via vainasyoulike)

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